Haaay naku…”as if” talaga!!! Umaarangkada na naman ang paboritong arsobispo ni Erap!!!! Pebrero 14, 2007
Posted by emperorbananaketchup in pulitika, religion.Tags: Bishop Teodoro Bacani, Church. Catholic Church, Diyos, God, hypocrisy, Lovapalooza, sex scandal, Uncategorized
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Catholic bishop frowns on simultaneous kissingFebruary 12, 2007 MANILA, Philippines — The Philippines could have set yet another world record for the most number of kissing couples over the weekend. But at least one Catholic bishop is not so happy about the simultaneous, 10-second, public smooching of 6,124 couples as part of the event called “Lovapalooza.” Former Novaliches Bishop Teodoro Bacani said in an interview on Monday over the Catholic Church-run Radio Veritas that the Valentine event did nothing for true love. “There are things you do to show intimate love and you do it quietly or privately between the two of you. That Lovapalooza should not be encouraged,” Bacani said in Filipino. Through events like Lovapalooza, Bacani said that showing one’s love for a partner had become trivialized simply because there was a world record to beat or the couple wanted to be seen on television. Lovapalooza has become an awaited annual pre-Valentine event where thousands of couples join to be part of setting a world record. On Saturday, organizers said that the Philippines had broken the world record, currently held by Hungrary with 5,875 couples kissing at an event. But the Lovapalooza number still has to be verified by an independent auditor and approved by Guinness World Record officials. Bacani, who weathered accusations of sexual harassment nearly four years ago, added that many people were misled into thinking that “to like is to love.” “But when you like something, you use it for yourself. When you love someone, you use yourself for the person you love,” Bacani said. |
O aber…anong me alam ang inyong paboritong dating arsobispo kundi maghanap ng eksena para mag-sawsaw.
Kinuha ito mula sa www.theage.com.au:
Bishop in sex scandal quits after uproar
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Manila |
A prominent bishop embroiled in a sex scandal in Roman Catholic Philippines has resigned, Pope John Paul II’s representative in Manila said yesterday.
Bishop Teodoro Bacani had ceased to become the archbishop of Manila’s Novaliches suburb but will remain in the Catholic Church, said Father Walter Erbi, first secretary of the Apostolic Nunciature in Manila.
“The Holy Father has accepted the resignation tendered by Bishop Bacani. However, his resignation does not mean that he’s been removed from the church. He remains absolutely with the Catholic Church,” Erbi told reporters.
Erbi refused to comment on the status of a probe by the Vatican’s college of cardinals into allegations by Bacani’s former secretary that he had sexually abused her.
Bacani has denied the allegations but apologised for “any inappropriate expression of affection” to the secretary.
The alleged affair of Bacani, one of two bishops embroiled in sex scandals in the country earlier this year, received prominent news coverage locally. Bishop Crisostomo Yalung, who ran a parish in Antipolo suburb east of Manila, earlier quit the clergy after being accused of fathering two children.
The Catholic Church in the Philippines for the first time last year publicly apologised for sexual abuses committed by Filipino priests, but insisted that a majority of clergymen remained faithful to their vows.
The Church admitted that some 200 priests had been investigated for sexual misconduct over the past 20 years. Some were dismissed while most resigned voluntarily.
The Philippines is Asia’s bastion of Christianity, with majority of its 80 million citizens belonging to the Catholic faith.
- AFP
Sa totoo lang, kaya na nga tumiwalas ako sa Simbahang Katoliko…di na ako sumisimba tuwing Linggo, maski palaging ako pinapayo na magsimba pag First Friday, ‘di ko tinutupad.
Sinong maasahan ko kung di marunong magtupad sa salita ng Diyos ang mga tauhan inilaan Niya sa mundong nito???
Bato-bato sa langit, ang matamaan ‘wag magalit….isang koleksyon ng ilan-ilan mga call center bloopers Pebrero 4, 2007
Posted by emperorbananaketchup in work.Tags: bloopers, Call Center, career, MySpace, Uncategorized
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Galing ito sa isang friend ko na taga-MySpace. Dati siya nakatrabaho sa call center rito pero napagasawa siya ng Ingles at nakatira siya ngayon sa Rotheringham, United Kingdom:
1: “… also, if you return the phone within the 30-day period in lightning condition …”
2: “Oh, yes, ma’am. With Nextel, we can offer you three payment methods: we can use a credit card, we can bill it to your account or we can go with the Mammogram option.”
3: Helping a customer access the Sprint website:
”Please type in ‘h-t-t-p’ and then a colon.”
”How do you spell colon?”
4: “Yes, Ms.Alexander, thank you for that very long hold.”
5: “Thank you for calling Sprint now together with Nextel, to better resist you …”
6: “… to better assist you, may I have you first and last dance please?”
7: “I’m sorry, sir, I would have to transfer you over to the odor support department.”
8: “Your phone must include all original kit components and packaging including the fucking slip …”
9: “Hold the line, ma’am, I’ll be transferring you to the Pretentions Department …”
10: “Oh, no, you don’t have to worry, Mrs.Parker, we can call your husband to ask permission to charge the amount on his credit card. We can call him right now and do a threesome with him on the phone.”
11: “Yes, sir, good news. Your credit card had sufficient funds and your order has been pushed through!!!”
12: “Yes, sir, if you weren’t given an order number, that means the order didn’t push through, and I can definitely help you in my end to set up the order correctly … Oh, you were given the bill to account option but you’re opting instead to use your credit card now? Good. If you use your credit card with me it might just push through!!!”
13: “PAC? I’m gonna take my lunch break now. Sorry, I wasn’t able to adhere to the break sked ’cause I was on sale a while ago, ‘kay?”
14: “Thank you for that information. You have reached Telesales. Are you with Sprint or with Nextel?”
“I’m with my wife.”
15: “Yes, Mr.Ganja. If you’ll just give me five minutes, I’ll be able to assemble the order for you.”
16: “In addition to waiving the activation fee and the shipping fee, I’ll also ask my supervisor to authorize a $50 invoice credit, so that $50 will be credited back to you, how does that sound good, right?”
17: “I apologize for that very long hold, Mr.Sedillo, but thank you for that patiently waiting.”
18: “And which Motorazor were you thinking of getting, the Charcoal Gray one of the Red One.”
“Gold.”
19: “Thank you for calling Sprint now together with Nestle.”
20: “Thank you for calling Sprint now together with Nextle.”
21: “Thank you for that information, Mr.Greene. You’ve breached the Telesales department …”
22: “So, Mr.Alvarez, which phone were you thinking of getting for the upgrade?”
“The Blue Katanyo.”
23: “So, we’re good with the A640 from Samsung? What rape plan do you want to go with that?”
24: “Oh, sorry, Ms.Teixiera, the promo for the Motorazor only lasts until December 31.”
“Of this month?”
25: “The memory of that phone is definitely much more higher than the Samsung A640.”
26: “You spika Spanish?”
“Oh, no, sir, I don’t. I’ll just transfer you to the Speaking Department. Oh, sorry, the Speaking Spanish Department.”
27: “Okay, Mr.Judd, I’ll just be five minutes, I’ll be processing your order, so I want you to stay on the line, okay?”
28: “Are you a new customer or an insisting customer?”
29: “You’ve reached the Telesales Apartment.”
30: “Correct me if I’m not mistaken …”
31: “… Now to check the order of your status …”
32: “I’m sorry: are you a ma’am or a sir?”
33: “How much do your Blueberries go for?”
34: “Your order number is ‘T’ for … ‘Tom&Jerry’ — uhm, do you watch that cartoon, sir?”
35: “Yes, Mr.Smith, we have to get physical … address.”
36: “Ms.Hall, would it be more benifitting for you …”
37: “I do apologize for the long run, your order number is …”
38: “Although I’m sure you will be totally satisfied with your order, it’s important that you have misinformation.”
39: “One moment on that again, sir, can you repeat the spelling?”
40: “To set expectations, just in case something unexpected happens …”
41: “Is this the Credit Department? Hi, George, this is Allan from Sprint Telesales. How’re you doin’ alright?”
42: “Well, you can go with Nextel if you’re interested in the walkie-walkie …”
43: ” … there’s a mail-in rematch …”
44: “… you will not be held to the 2-year chorvis agreement …”
45: “Do I have your submission to permit the order?”
46: “You have a very coverage in your area.”
47: “Thank you for patiently waiting, I do apologize for holding you.”
48: “The activation fee for $26? Yes, we impossibly waive that.”
49: “Thank you for patiently waiving.”
50: “Can I put you on hold for about 3-5 business days — oh, sorry, for about 3-5 minutes, I mean …”
51: “I apologize, Mr.Smith, there’s a mistake pupping out of my system …”
52: “… yes, it has a mammary card …”
53: “… yes, it has a mammary card slut …”
54: “I’ll be holding you for 3-5 minutes, okay?”
55: “To set expectations, purchases through Sprint would have to made via credit card or debit card. Do you have one hundred right now?”
56: “I apologize, Ms.Bullock, we can’t assist you with your concern since you bought that phone from a store. To have it replaced, you have to go to a Sprinster.”
57: “Are we gonna run it under your Social or are we gonna run it under your wife?”
58: “Your last bill amount is negative $27, you might have overfade.”
